FINALLY! A fucking fanny pack that is exactly what you're looking for. Fuck all those others that have boring ass straps as belts and insert this beauty. Fits your phone, lipgloss, cash, condoms and credit cards.
I use my magnificent penmanship to hand write all these little fucks.
Silver metal accents
10L X 5.5H X 3.25W
Shortest waist length: 35 Inches
Longest waist length: 44 Inches
10" Width - 3.25" Height - 4.25"